The Night Before...

posted December 24th, 2006, 8:44 am

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December 23rd, 2006, 8:26 pm


Twas the night before Christmas...


And all through the castle,
Helen and Matthew were stirring,
They’re both a big hassle.

“This is wrong!” whispered Helen.
“Santa shouldn’t be caught!”
“Quiet!” Matt hushed,
“He needs to be taught

That putting me on the list
Of kids who are bad
Makes me really pissed off
And a little bit sad!”

The cookies were laced
With poison chocolate dots,
The milk was spiked
With gin to finish the plot.

They both waited patiently,
Matthew held a big net,
He thought he heard noises
He was willing to bet

That Santa was coming
Down the flue with his things.
As he reached the bottom
Matt called, “Before he flees!”

The net flew over Santa
There arouse such a clatter
Kazyran rushed down the stairs
To see what’s the matter.

She was surprised to see
With a victorious grin
Matthew in the net
And Santa sipping gin.
-by Catqueen13 <nyo!>
Next Thursday I'll update 2 pages. Have a happy holdiays!
And personally, I wanted to do a scene under the mistletoe, but hey, this one won the poll! Y_Y

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July 18th, 2018, 9:16 pm



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December 24th, 2006, 3:56 pm



This is an amazing idea.
"Quiet woman"
It made me giggle ^_^ Merry christmas

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December 26th, 2006, 7:24 am



xDD LMAO. Jeebus, this must be what they call "Santa Abuse." Who knew he had a soft spot for alcohol? o_O

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December 26th, 2006, 8:45 pm



TehCrazyBunneh:You too! :* mwah!
skyfarer: Santa abuse! XD And all men can't resist a bit of whiskey, gin, vodka, beer...etc.

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